I mean, why don't we just go back to writing our applications in FORTRAN?

The concept of an object oriented framework for implementing web user interfaces seems to have eluded Microsoft yet again. As always, it falls just short of allowing us to write the kind of neat, OO code we'd like to and drags us back down into the depths of magic strings and magic numbers and all manner of procedural nastiness.

The problem is that we can't do smart things like attach...