Pardon my French, but are you a sh*t -hot .NET developer living in the London area?

Might you by any chance be available for contract work in the near future?

Have you got strong Extreme Programming muscles, and have you graduated from the University of Actually Doing It For Real?

Do you know your "distance from the main sequence" from your "dependency injection"?

Are you confident and outgoing, and good in client-facing situations...